The Needle Songtext
von Dr. Ring-Ding

I am not a qualified physician
And I don′t want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insists I should give her this needle
Darling one thing I you ought to know
Don′t blame me for where the needle go

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""


She lie down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said ′darling, can′t you be steady,
I'm going to have it done very shortly′
She said 'Dr. Ring Ding I am sorry,
But the sight of your needle frightens me′

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can′t stand the size of your needle.""

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And keep on giving the injection
She say 'Doctor stop it, I can′t stand the pain,
I don′t think your inside the right vein'
I said ′You little fool you wouldn't be told,
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!′

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can′t stand the size of your needle.""


I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle's just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she bawl 'It′s working!
I can feel the penicillin going in′
I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
The needle′s gonna break in you!'

I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you′re terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""