Hokey Pokey Man Songtext
von Dr. Macdoo

Hello everybody, this is the doctor′s ice cream wagon
Come forward, dogs and cats and furries and everybody

I remember one cold day in December
In a snowball fight I won a hotdog van (yee-hah)
I don't like cooking, so I bought an ice cream blender
And threw away the stove and the pots and the pans

So then I fixed and mixed my tricks of special spices
With a smashing crush of burgers, fish and chips
Then I had my meaty tutti-frutti ices
With its very own exotic tartan dip

I am the hokey pokey man
The hokey pokey man
A hokey pokey man
From the hokey pokey clan
The hokey pokey man
Driving in my van
The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man


You should try my Haggis cheese, it′s so delicious (mmm mmm)
And my chocolate fishy mint is just the best
Why is no one screaming for my ice cream
My vanilla-flavored squid or chicken breast

I don't worry 'cause I′ve found the answer
You know, this stuff can be sold for cats and dogs
Last week I had an order for some hamsters
Strangely all pets seem to like it, even frogs

I am the hokey pokey man
The hokey pokey man
A hokey pokey man
From the hokey pokey clan
The hokey pokey man
Driving in my van
The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man

I am the hokey pokey man
The hokey pokey man
A hokey pokey man
From the hokey pokey clan
The hokey pokey man
Driving in my van
The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man


I am the hokey pokey man
The hokey pokey man
A hokey pokey man
From the hokey pokey clan
The hokey pokey man
Driving in my van
The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey

Hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey
Hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man