No Std Songtext
von Dr. Evil

Oh no, mu ha ha ha ha, Whoa, mu ha ha ha ha
In this time today it′s kinda
Sticky to be going around without a condom
It's kinda gross

[Chorus:]
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD, no
Give me that durex but I don't want no STD
Baby girl don't be vex but I don′t want no STD, no
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD


[Verse 1:]
I don't want to be hooked up on ivy,
Cause of a ivy
(S)
Or HIV
That must be worst than poison ivy
The girl could be sexier
Even look nice like rice
But she can keep her-peas
Get it, keep herpes
Oh please
I don′t want something that's sexually transmitted
And then get admit it
(Dude admit it)
That′s one hospitality I don't need
Don′t want to catch something that's gonna make it
Hard for me to breathe

[Chorus:]
I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD, no
Give me that durex but I don′t want no STD
Baby girl don′t be vex but I don't want no STD, no
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD


[Verse 2:]
I'm a rough rider
When giving the wickedest slam
I′m the jockey on a horse
I'm the Trojan man
I could give you long love until midnight
And we can get wet and wild on the beach,
That′s right
Girl, I know you really want it skin to skin
But I don't know what you have that
Could make me slim to thin
(Boo Boo)
I'm into rubbers like helium
A matter of fact
I live into a condominium, get it

[Chorus:]
I love S-E-X but I don′t want no STD, no
Give me that durex but I don′t want no STD
Baby girl don't be vex but I don′t want no STD, no
I love S-E-X but I don't want no STD

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