Rhonda Songtext
von Donovan Wolfington

It′s not a gag, it's not a hoax
It′s a series of very serious jokes
I can't wait to get a job and lease a Honda

But Rhonda, Oh Rhonda
She's my bride and she resides
Just outside Redondo Beach
Where I will go to hide from all my dreams


At the end of the day
All the problems I have just fade away
When she wraps around me like an anaconda

Rhonda, Oh Rhonda
She′s my bride, oh yes she′ll be mine
Just outside Redondo Beach
Where I will go to hide from all my dreams

She also sells me weed
She's all I need
Rhonda, why don′t you just love me?