Assville Songtext
von Donell Jones

If you like big butts, shaped like purple hearts with ghetto moons and purples stars, come get your lucky charms
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want
If you like minnie skirts, daisy dukes, brazilian cuts, girls around the world with the big ol′ butts
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want

Ooh as I get off the plane, this sure looks like paradise to me ha
Feelin' drunk and derranged, this is where every nigga s′posed to be
Cuties everywhere, they roll out the red carpet just for D
All I can do is stare, heaven must be here

If you like big butts, shaped like purple hearts with ghetto moons and purples stars, come get your lucky charms
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want
If you like minnie skirts, daisy dukes, brazilian cuts, girls around the world with the big ol' butts
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want

Ooh as I hit the beach front, the g-string looked like thin to me
Ooh and every woman around, the booty lookin' like it′s plenty baby
And if you′re white or you're brown there′s a party goin' on back in my room (Room 123)
And it′s an ass affair, heaven must be here


If you like big butts, shaped like purple hearts with ghetto moons and purples stars, come get your lucky charms
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want
If you like minnie skirts, daisy dukes, brazilian cuts, girls around the world with the big ol' butts
Yeah, welcome to Assville, cause you can get to pick the flavor you want

Chi-town, Big Apple and Cali (Got the big ol′ butts)
A-T-L, Detroit, Saint Louie (Got the big ol' butts)
Brazil, London and Jamaica (Got the big ol' butts)
All the girls around the world, ha, lovin′ yo big ol′ butt

And if you like it (C'mon y′all)
And if you want it
You've got to have it
Girls around the world with those big ol′ butts
I've got to have you can′t get enough
From Chi-town, New York the A-T-L
From Cali, Jamaica is in Assville
Girls around the world with those big ol' butts
I've got to have you can′t get enough
From Chi-town, New York the A-T-L