Tiny Cheeseburger Songtext
von DJ REAL

I woke up this morning, and I looked at my fingertip
There was a big old hole on the side of it
I took my flashlight and shone it in
What did I see inside of my skin?
It was a little dude and he looked just like you
He said, "Get that light outta my face, you mama′s boy
Or I will punch you."
That's right he called me mama′s boy
And promised he'd destroy me
If I didn't get him a tiny cheeseburger


A tiny cheeseburger
I got some French fries and some ketchup for your tiny cheeseburger
I′ve got some crinkled cut potato chips for your tiny cheeseburger
Do you want some cut up pickles
And some cheese for your tiny cheeseburger?

I said, "Get the hell out of my finger."
He said, "You look like Debra Winger from 1986. Get a haircut."
I said, "You get a haircut."
Then he took his tiny knife out and he stabbed me
And he kept stabbing me and stabbing me
He said, "Where′s my tiny cheeseburger?
"I want some ketchup and some french-fries for my tiny cheeseburger
I want some teriyaki stuff and some mozzarella
On my tiny cheeseburger
You better hurry up, and get that stuff
Make sure that it's hot for my tiny cheeseburger!"