Welcome to Lady Hell Songtext
von Dirt Poor Robins

Welcome to lady hell
There′s no men among the creatures
'Cause we prefer to customize every feature
To make sure that Hades is
The bane of every lady in the the world
Whether she′s a woman or a girl

You may expect to encounter clichés
Of endless chores, thankless children to raise
But trapping women in a kitchen
Is too kitsch to be a prison
But here's the real smite of the feminine afterlife

Though there's a crowd in her cell
Everyone′s preoccupied with everyone else
She can never ever edge a word in herself
′Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell


For as sad as it seems
Somehow she's still holding on
To all of her dreams
Even though we know
She′ll never break from this spell
She can't let go in lady hell (lady hell)

Look around there are no tricks to pass the time
Forever occupied with greener grass upon her mind
And finds no satisfaction in the finest of distractions
Though she dolls herself up she will never quench her passion
We theorized that the greatest form of torture
Is to keep her here and to endlessly ignore her
Took it to market and we did obtain
Loneliness is our darkest brand of pain, oh

Though there′s a crowd in her cell
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
She can never ever edge a word in herself
′Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell

For as sad as it seems
Somehow she's still holding on
To all of her dreams
Even though we know
She'll never break from this spell (woh-oh-oh)
She can′t let go in lady hell (lady hell)


Ah-ah-ah-ah
Come on, there′s always room
Ah-ah-ah-ah
We've saved a place for you
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Come on, there′s always room
Ah-ah-ah-ah
We've saved a place for you

Though there′s a crowd in your cell
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
You can never ever edge a word in yourself
′Cause no one will listen to you in lady hell

For as sad as it seems (woh-ho-ho)
Somehow you're still holding on
To all of your dreams (woh-ho-ho)
Even though you know
You'll never break from this spell (woh-ho-ho)
You can′t let go in lady hell (lady hell)

You′ll never break from this spell (woh-ho-ho)
You can't let go in lady hell (lady hell)