Two Ton Feather Songtext
von Dion

I said, drive down, baby
You know, you strike me kinda funny
You got a handful of gimmes
And a mouthful of "Thank you honey"

And I say, jump back, baby
Jump back, baby
Check yourself
Don′t you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I'm crazy, baby, but I know better
Don′t try to hand me no two-ton feather

You're talkin' to me, baby
Like you know somethin′, I don′t know
So I'll just out, baby
And there you are walkin′ in the snow


And I say, jump back, baby
Jump back, baby
Check yourself
Don't you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I′m crazy, baby, but I know better
Don't try to hand me no two-ton feather

You want me to wear cardboard
And have my food starched
And then you want me to go out into the world
And make my mark

And I say, jump back, baby
Oh, men, jump back, baby
Check yourself
Don′t you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I'm crazy, baby, but I know better
Don't try to hand me no two-ton feather

You know, baby
You′ve got a lot
I say to you, baby
No, but you′re not


And I say, jump back, baby
Jump back, baby
Check yourself
Don't you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I′m crazy, baby, but I know better
Baby, you're gonna lose your happy home

Some tellin′ me
Sweet honey don't come from the bees
And then some tellin′ me
Sweet peaches don't come from the trees

And I say, jump back, baby
Jump back, baby
Check yourself, baby
And don't you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I′m crazy, baby, but I know better
Don′t try to hand me no two-ton feather, hey!