Two Ton Feather Songtext
von Dion

I said drive down, baby; you know you strike me kinda funny
You got a handful of gimme & a mouthful of "Thank you honey"

CHORUS:
& I say jump back, baby, jump back, baby
Check yourself, don′t you wreck yourself
You know it may look like I'm crazy, baby, but I know better
Don′t try to hand me no 2-ton feather

You're talkin' to me, baby, like you know somethin′ I don′t know
So I'll just out, baby, & there you are walkin′ in the snow


(Chorus)

You want me to wear cardboard & have my food starched
& Then you want me to go out into the world & make my mark

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

You know, baby, you've got a lot
I say to you, baby, no, but you′re not

(Chorus; substitute last line with "Baby, you're gonna lose your happy home")

Some tellin′ me sweet honey don't come from the bees
& Then some tellin' me sweet peaches don′t come from the trees