Best Friend's Ass Songtext
von Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike

That bouncer was so hot
But, honestly, that′s not an excuse to be f-g rude
Literally
"What promoter are you with?"
As if I even need a f-g promoter to get into this club
No, like, literally, you don't deserve that
Ugh, why isn′t my phone charging? D'you need a pee?
Yeah, I have to pee
Alright, let's go

Walk in VIP, don′t need no drink tickets, buddy
I got money, milk and honey
All my bitches actin′ funny
Like, uh, they poppin' bottles like, uh
They on my body like, uh
They got the tab and they call me bad

But all I see is boys, boys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can′t stop lookin' at my best friend′s ass
Boys, boys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin′ at my best friend's ass


Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu-boys, boys
Being rude

Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Alright, let's go

Emptyin′ they pockets like it′s gonna make moves
They say, "Ooh, I like your shoes
Oh you mess with Jimmy Choo?"
Uh, they poppin' bottles like, uh
They on my body like, uh
They got the tab and they call me bad

But all I see is boys, boys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can′t stop lookin' at my best friend′s ass
Fu-fu-boys, boys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin′ at my best friend's (Ass)

Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu- boys, boys
Being rude


Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Fu-fu–
Boys, boys being rude

Should I have another one?
Yeah, you deserve it
We woke up like before noon every day this week
Hashtag #girlsonthegrind (ha, ha)
Uh, I love you, do you wanna leave?
There's another party I wanna get to
Yaaaaas
Is anyone in there?
Alright, let′s go

Lights on, gotta leave here now
They′re clearin' out the room
I don′t care, let's get some food
Screw that, we′re goin' to the moon

Like, uh, we poppin′, sippin' like, uh
And now we trippin' like damn
I feel super, caught a Uber
But it turns out he′s a oooh boy

So I told him step up on the gas
′Cause I can't stop lookin′ at my best friend's ass
Boys, boys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can′t stop lookin' at my best friend′s (Ass)

Fu-fu–
Should I go home with the broker dude or the chef guy?
The chef
Ty Dolla makes me kinda horny
No, do the chef
He just followed me on Instagram, that's kinda cute
Aw, you think he'll make you breakfast?
Delete that off your story, you can see me in the background
No, no, you look so cute
What are you looking at?