Short and to the Point Songtext
von Diesel Boy

Another song, should I even proceed?
John and Paul have got me beat
Lyrically, anything I can dream up
Fat Mike has done more cleverly
I′m just a hack and that's all I′ll ever be
As evidenced by this melody

Short and to the point
I'd like to anoint myself
King of the middling
Lord of mediocrity


I play guitar like Jimmy Page sings
I only use the top strings
But I've been told I have exceptional taste
In Creed songs and Kenny G
My work′s hackneyed and that′s all it'll ever be
As evidence? This soliloquy

Short and to the point
I′d like to anoint myself
King of the middling
Lord of mediocrity
Earl of inadequacy
The Marquis of mundanity
The Baron of banality
See!