Saturday Night at the Bookstore Songtext
von Dicks

Another Saturday night, out at the bookstore. Huh!

It looks like every fucking piece of trash in town blew in

Hey man, you got a quarter? I wanna watch peep show number 3
You seen it? I think it′s a real good one. Baby getcha turned on

I don't want to know your name! I don′t give a fuck what your name is!

Saturday night out at the bookstore. Drop a quarter

Everybody here's up on the screen

I think I just fucking fell in love with a glory hole

I think I fucking fell in love with a nameless frame

I'm at the bookstore
I′m at the bookstore
I′m at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Cause I′ve seen you! You fucking pig! You live out in West Lake Hills, and your fat fucking wife, coming out at Safeway on a Sunday afternoon, and see me standing there, and you don't even speak to me

You don′t want to know me, do you? Cause I done sucked your fucking cock through the glory hole. Isn't that ugly?

I′m at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You′re at the bookstore too!


I saw your motherfucking ass

Everybody′s hanging out on a Saturday

And us losers man, we go to the bookstore and pay our fucking paychecks right in the glory hole

I'm in love with a glory hole
I′m in love with a glory hole

Another Saturday night! Isn't that nice? You ever spent a fucking Saturday night at a fucking glory hole?

I′m at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I′m at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Aren't you there? I fucking seen you there! Yeah, your dick. Who gives a fuck about your god-damn name?
Pretty car, who cares? Pretty kid, who cares?

Who cares what your fucking kid′s name is?

Hey, I want to suck your dick after the show, motherfucker. Throw another beer can at my asshole. I seen you in the bookstore. Give good head? I think you do!

I′m at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I′m at the bookstore
You're at the bookstore too!

Bleh! You fucking f*. Hanging out in West Lake Hills. You don′t want to talk to me at Safeway, do you? A pretty boy like me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You don't want to talk to me?

You like it?


I′m at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
I'm at the bookstore
You′re at the bookstore too!

Sucking on my dick, motherfucker. I′m in love with a god-damn glory hole, and you're on the other side of it! Huh! Tell your fat wife! Tell your fucking wife! f*! Tell your wife!