Car Guard Tan Songtext
von Desmond and the Tutus

Now I′m not much of a
Beach person
Not sad to say that I'm not much of a
Sand and sea person

Despite what I look like
I′m really quite a looker
Despite what you look like
I'm sure you're not a hooker

You said to your boyfriend
Well he′s got some pretty sick frisbee skills
You said to your girlfriend
Well it looks like she skipped a few square meals

Now it′s not that I hate being here
Well, I just hate being here with you
And today could be a perfect day
But instead I'm here with you


Rich boys and poor girls
And they′re all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)

You might have noticed me
I sorta maybe noticed you
You might even noticed me trying my damnedest
Not to look at these other dudes

And despite what I′m looking at
Well, I prefer my ladies just a little bit happier
Despite what I look like
Well, I prefer my speedo just a little bit saggier

It's not that I hate being here
Well, I just hate being here with you
And today could be a perfect day
But I′m just here, stuck here with you

Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)


You′re looking good
You′re looking good
By good, you know I mean borderline
You're looking good
By good, you know I mean borderline

Rich boys and poor girls
And they′re all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)

Rich boys and poor girls
And they′re all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)