Other Jokes Songtext
von Demetri Martin

I think an eating contest is really
just the beginning of a shitting content
Congrats you′re the winner, but in round two everybody loses
Those hot-dogs have to exit


Why are there no positive mysteries?
It's always like "who stole the diamond?"
"Who killed the butler?"
How about "hey, who made cookies?"
Somebody cleaned my room?

If I had a book store I′d make the mystery section really hard to find
"Excuse me, do you have any mystery novels?"
"Well, that's a damned good question"

I think hair gel was invented in order to make
it easier to identify assholes from a distance
Sorry man

I'm gonna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them lived together
People will say "are those hermit crabs?"
"Not anymore, these are mingling crabs"