Love Story Songtext
von Deltron 3030

Yo-yo-yo, check this out, man
One for you, two for me
Three for you, 15 for me
20 for you, now check it out

Yo, I just won 10 grand in the Galactic
Rhyme Federation Championship, so I′m lampin' a bit
I feel like returnin′ to Earth and burnin' some herb
I'm sick of lookin′ at the inside of space stations

Time for Deltron to take a vacation
My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?)
The East Bay, my livin′ quarters is completely froze solid
I thaw it out with a heat ray

Now I'm chillin′ in a sauna, pulsatin' jet streams
Peepin′ out in virtual reality my wet dreams
Perusin' my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic
(Ha-ha-ha) I figured since I′m here


I'll renew my galactic passport
So, I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes
Schemers on the ave with their holographic hat-tricks
Usin′ magnetism to pick-pocket citizens

Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses
They attempt to capture the past tense
Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost
War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust

Yes, I know all the answers
Livin′ in my true love's arms

I′m sittin' on the porch readin′ Cosmopolitan
Peepin' all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
I′m callin' in sick today, big mistake
This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to sakes

Replaced by my successor 'cause I missed my place
Knowin′ that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face (fuck y′all)
Referred to as a big disgrace
Now I'm freelance with more risk to take

Now a rhymin′ merc, findin' certified androids
Hit a convention, signin′ autographs for fan-boys
They admire my enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge man-hunts and security cameras


Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions
And even more impressive 'cause of what we livin′
A self-contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standin' by her desk

Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married? "No, we′re separated"

Baby, baby, you′re lookin', you′re lookin' real fine
You′re behind, you got 3 booty cheeks
That's kind of unique for, for this planet
What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house?

I got a few sandwiches, don′t know if you've eaten
Yo, it's cool though, you got one eye, babe trippin′
Listen, you and me, we got blessed, we′d go far, go all the way to Mars, Venus
But we didn't sure end it, Venus, Paris, is that kinda different?

Yes, I know all the answers
Livin′ in my true love's arms
Yes, I know all the answers
Livin′ in my true love's arms