Signature Slogans Songtext
von Del the Funky Homosapien

Verse 1:
Del, my main brain function is gang bustin
I aim? scrumptious gumption despite ur assumptions
I like lumpin′ up dumb cuts w/ abundance
Rhyme resevoirs that glitter like a gun bust (bloaww!)
Obnoxious to coppers and fake Hip-Hoppers
They bite my steez and try to doctor my cross-words
For the highest offer I plot the Oxford
Poetical posture that gotcha, like the shocker
Nocturnal burning herbals, playin' Turbo Graphics
Federal Reserve ur cabbage, u don′t deserve to have it Curb ur habit, a fictional farce and fairy tales
I know u very well, and rise to the top like Ariel
Periscope's up when I loc' up
Landmine logistics, the digits ain′t listed
I flood cupboards w/ natural disorder
Cause when I dosha, I switch over
I sent cobras amongst ur rosebuds
No buzz, not even from 500 pounds of Folgers
Go get u a pass, u sniffin′ the ass
Pay attention in class, cause if u do that
U might...


Hook:
Get it in focus
Didn't u know this
This mission is hopeless
Pitifull poets
Didn′t get no wins
My signature slogans
Splittin' ya open
Hittin′ the dosha...?
Better listen closer
...Focus ur mind

Bridge:
My ride quality quantum armed when gone to lunch
And u can come along w/ us
My syllables savvy; Gravity's entrapped in cabins
W/ brain? seizures? so pack ur aspirin
Burn baby burn ur chapped and blackened like charcoal
But our soul subtracts the sacchrin
And cheesy packaging, we be trafficking the contraband
On a plantation after we break in...

Verse 2:
Nothin′ can awaken, shakin' ur mind
W/ blatent basement bombshells that keep strafing
Have faith in Me and Paul
The weed I freeze the remedial and eat 'em like a Peter Paul
Beat em all fair and square, prepare for static
I′m char-is-matic, from hair to fabric
Avid aviator when I′m facin' Vader
Within′ divine sacks, I leave ur mind and ur spine tapped
Face the music, embrace the true sense
Of pain, when I stomp ur brain and leave shoe prints
If u hot, then I'm the coolant
I rule w/ ironclad mandibles, they trap u?

Hook

Verse 3:
When I′m upon the track, it's a common fact, I′m bombing that
Smash it like a pomegranate, better call in management
Tandem mist of cannabis, random sniffs get u ramblin'
The ambulance will handle that, examin' facts
Ferociously, u spoke to me like u close to me
Like u folks w/ me, who u ′sposed to be?
Next thing I know u′ll try to dose my weed
Toast to me, cause I broke the speed barrier
Repairin' it is arrogance on ur part
Sure start the core operation, it′s hard to face him
Cuz bars away from an incarceration
I ain't into operations that ain′t makin' me
Cake up cheese, give or take a G
Feel the nature′s breeze on my naked knees
But for leisure, Do not disturb, I'll kick ur keister
Unleash the Beast Wars take three-fourths
When I leap forth, I resort to G Force
U better creep soft, watch where ur feet walk
Or profile meets chalk by the see-saws, retard
Coincidently, simply raw
Fill out this entry form, so we can get beyond
The nifty song u dissed me on
Now u the new contestant on my truth confessions
Teach the youth a lesson they're not used to gettin′
I got a team of writers like the King of Fighters
That never seem to ′tire
That's the reason why u gotta...

Hook (2x)