Mistadobalina (vocal) Songtext
von Del the Funky Homosapien

Ahh, I know I′m drunk now
Ladies and gentleman, I for-
I forgot my favorite man sitting over there
His name is

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
(Mista Bob Dobalina)


Mista Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Bob Dobalina, won't you quit?
You really make me sick with yo′ fraudulent behavior
You're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don′t you behave ya little rugrat?
Take a little tip from the tabloid, because I know I′m not paranoid
When I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me
Now you and your crew are on a mission tryna to hawk me

But it isn′t happenin', ya fraudulent foes
You used to front big time, now I suppose
That everything′s cool since the style of apparel you adopted
You used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it
So you gotta kick it with the homies
But D-E-L is already hip to your cronies
Me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a
Brother who could hover Mista, Mista, Mista Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina
Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina (Dobalina)
Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina
Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina


Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
(Mista Bob Dobalina)

Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina, you thought ya could manipulate
You thought you could fool me, ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Teacher used to put me on a stump and then he schooled me

Friends can be fraudulent, just you wait and see
First he was my moneygrip then he stole my honeydip
Mista Dobalina is a serpent, don't you agree?
The little two-timer resembles Aunt Jemima
With jeans and a dirty white hoodie
Seems like he wouldn′t be a snake, or would he?
Disguises come in all sizes and shapes
Notice the facade of the snakes

They all catch the vapes, even though last year they was GQ
Took a lot of time before the D-E-L could see through
The mask, all I had to do was ask Hemperor and Kwamé
And my man responded they would bomb a

Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
The way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees
You need to take heed and quit being such a groupie
Ever since I did a little show in Guadeloupee

I never saw a groupie like you
But what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew
But D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters
So I will suggest that you try to impress Uncle Fester, Dobalina

Because ya don't impress me, Dobalina
The style of dress is not the key, Dobalina
It's all in the mind and the heart, so you should start
By remembering ya gotta pay a fee, Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina
Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina
Gloryhallastoopid, Mista Bob Dobalina

Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina
Ooh, ooh, Mista Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr.-Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina