Hollywood or Burst Songtext
von Dean Martin feat. Jerry Lewis

(Land of stardust)
(Land of glamour)

(Hollywood, Hollywood)
Land of stardust and land of glamour
Vistavision and Cinerama
Everyone considers it a must
To get to Hollywood or bust

Kids from Kansas to Pennsylvania
Soon develop that movie mania
Driving their jalopies through the dust
And ride to Hollywood or bust

Underneath that moonlight in Malibu
Lovers stroll in the dark
Jeepers creepers, ten to one sleepers
Are winning at Hollywood Park


Land of burgers and land of weenies
Bathing beauties in their bikinis
Mingle with the lower upper crust
You′ll see your favorite dolly out and jolly
Hollywood or bust

(Sound the trumpets and strike the cymbals)
(Boys from Bonwit and girls from Gimbels)
(Shaking off that old Manhattan dust)
(To get to Hollywood or bust)

(Town of tinsels and town of bubbles)
(Drive-in theaters and daily doubles)
Let me tell you mister it's a must
To get to Hollywood or bust

Drugstore cowboys, Hollywood Indians
Extras looking for jobs
Waiting for someone to discover ′em
Down at the counter of Schwabs

Land of burgers and land of weenies
Bathing beauties in their bikinis
Mingle with the lower upper crust
You'll see your favorite dolly out and jolly
Hollywood, Hollywood
Hollywood or bust