Oklahoma? Songtext
von David Yazbek

Down in the Panhandle
Where we manhandle
All that beef cattle
And the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles
It′s a little piece of heaven

With a big house'n
Lots of big cows′n
Lots of big sky'n
Lots of dust flyin'
And I′ll be so happy since
I′m bringing home a prince
To my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma

Don't you love it when the
Bobcats howl?

Don′t you love it when the
Coyotes cough?


Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
And you can watch me blow those little
Fuckers' heads clean off

And then, oh boy
We′ll go two steppin'
Through the arroyo
Watch what you step in

′Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma

And we'll motor into Tulsa for the
Weekend
Through the windows of the pickup
We′ll be peekin′
Not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely view
There's a race track and a zoo

And Oral Roberts U!


And we′ll dress you up nifty
In a big Stetson
With some SPF 50
So no sun gets in

'Cause that freckle on your skin
Can do a feller in
And the shade is mighty thin in
Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death
Is Melanoma
Melanoma!

Hyah!