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What I Ate Songtext
von David Shrigley

What I Ate Songtext

On Monday morning, I got up at 8 am.
For my breakfast,
I had 500 hard boiled eggs and a cup of tea.
For lunch, I had an old car tire and a bucket of frogs
And a carton of ribena.
For dinner, I had a jar of anti-ageing cream and two meters of electric flex.

On Tuesday I got up at 8 am.
For my breakfast,
I had a plastic ruler and next door′s dog.
For lunch,
I had 53 pounds of Guinness and then
I went home early and went to bed.

On Wednesday I got up at 3 pm.
For breakfast I had bacon and eggs,
Two cups of tea and some holiday brochures.
I didn't have any lunch, because it was too late.
For dinner,
I ate my briefcase and all of my wife′s clothing.


On Thursday I got up at 8 am.
For breakfast, I had a bottle of washing up liquid
And a car stereo.
For lunch, I had the plumbing from
And on-suite bathroom and two cups of tea.
For dinner, I ate some important documents,
A ski jacket, a staple gun, a pair of shoes,
A packet of biscuits and some ice-cream.

On Friday I got up early, because I had a doctor's appointment, so I didn't have
Time for breakfast.
For lunch, I had a Cornish pasty and a cup of tea.
For dinner, I ate all of the plants in our garden

And a concrete paving slammer.
On saturday I got up at 8 am.
I have to work on Saturdays.
For breakfast, I had a bottle of muesli,
But I barfed it up on my trousers.
For lunch I ate the trousers that I have barfed up on
And then I went to the barber′s and got shaved bold
And I ate all my hair on the way back to the office.

For dinner, I ate an electrik drill and some coleslaw.
On Sunday I got up at 9 am.
I went to church without having any breakfast.
For lunch, I ate a large grave stone and some grass.
In the evening, I went out for dinner with my wife
And I had scampi and she had lasagna.

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