Vinegar Stew Songtext
von David E. Williams

I was a doctor
And I was married to a nurse
We never got to practice
But we often got to rehearse

Then I was a lawyer
And I was married to a paralegal
I lost her at the ocean
She was carried away by a seagull


Spring comes this week
Or I shall simply spring a leak

Landlocked, yet lonelier
Than any man lost at sea
Stewing in his vinegar
Like a big shit salad
Ah, like a big shit salad

I was a murder
And I was married to a birth
Earth is just a nicer way
Of calling someone dirt