The Clambake at the End of the World Songtext
von David E. Williams

An oyster caught chlamydia in Eastern Cambodia
A dog with a cold tried to blow his own nose, but he failed
Goose ends, loose ends
A feather fleet of poultry setting sail
I′m a loaf of bread
And I'm dreaming of toaster heaven


A bird in the morning
Tweets words of warning
Then puts on a crab hat
With claws and red satin as the veil
Goes out crab-hattin′ in Lower Manhattan
Fine crab-hattin' in Staten Island too

The oceans are boiling
You can tell by the smell
That the planet isn't well
The best Chilean sea bass
Is cookin′ in the South Chilean Sea
Let′s board a plane and fly
It's a delicious way to die
The clambake at the end of the world

The clambake at the end of the world
The clambake at the end of the world
The clambake at the end of the world