That Skirt's Too Short for a Funeral, Honey Songtext
von David E. Williams

It′s so hard to see this
As anything but an end.
It's so hard to say, "Goodbye lover,
Hello friend..."
We didn′t stand the test
Of the sorrow that brought us together
And though part of me wishes you the best
Part of me will hate you forever.

'Cause I took you literally
When you told me to go to Hell.
You know, sometimes I really have to
Smile in spite of myself.
You were so devoted to the end
Or so you told our friends.
Yeah, dutiful Saint Judy
You're such a fucking martyr for your men...


Every single one of them.

Nothing will close the schism
You dug between our lives.
But, hey, you′re still got your looks and your feminism...
Choke on them tonight!

Oh well, they come and they go.
Is it just the little thing I miss?
Like, this one wiggled it that way
That one wiggled it this?

I′m gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!
I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!
I′m gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!
I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!

(I bled to death that night
Before the hospital could phone her.
I had a rare blood type
They couldn′t find a donor...)