Marquis de Sade Was a Sadist Songtext
von David E. Williams

Marquis de Sade was a sadist
Muhammad Ali was "The Greatest"
And rumors say that LBJ
Gave meetings from a toilet every day

And Hitler was a heavy hitter
Who had a friend named Himmler
Pete Rose broke his nose
Now he doesn′t smell so well

Martin Luther lived
On a diet of worms through a sieve
Badoglio and Mussolini
Mussels Marinara and Harry Houdini


It's always five o′clock somewhere
And midnight somewhere else
A single thousand legger devours
A triple amputee within hours

And Edith Stein was very stern
In Auschwitz did her body burn
Sister Teresa Benedicta
Found herself in quite a predicta... meant for you and me
You wait and see

Marquis de Sade was a sadist
Marquis de Sade was a sadist
And Georges Bataille boiled eggs with his eye
He preferred them most of Thanatoast