I May Be a Rat Songtext
von David E. Williams

I may be a rat
But you are the sinking ship
And it′s better to be a rat
Than to be a sinking ship

Flu virus floating in the water supply
And it's killing everyone over 55
On-deck afternoons at 3
For snacks and a mass burial at sea

Hindenburg was full of hot air
Demanding everybody call him "Herr"
In flight transatlantic
Smashed in flames into the Titanic


I may be a rat
But you are the sinking ship
And it′s better to be a rat
Than to be a sinking ship

Lusitania down, down
Everybody drown, drown
Wilhelm Gustloff run from town
Steal an umbrella from lost and found

I may be a rat
But you are the sinking ship
And it's better to be a rat
Than to be the sinking ship

I may be a rat
But you are the sinking ship
And it's better to be a rat
Than to be the sinking ship

I may be a rat