One Legged Man and the Three Legged Dog Songtext
von David Dondero

Saw a one legged man walk a three legged dog
See a one legged man walk a three legged dog
See a one legged man walk a three legged dog
Saw an old alley cat, he was gnawing on the foot of a hog

I saw a little green chameleon
I saw a baby green chameleon
Down in appaloosas on a porch swing
And he was trying hard to blend in,
But i seen him, yeah i saw him

Seen a red and black snake he′s curled upon a rock
Seen a red and black snake he's just coiled upon this rock
Seen a red and black snake in Yosemite Park
But i knew he wouldn′t bite it was all just snakey talk


See this crazy dog he bite a porky pine
Yeah this wild dog he bit porky pine
Yeah why on earth you'd bite a porky pine
You've got those cloves all stuck up inside your mouth
Yeah it′s looking like you′re having a real hard time

I've seen a big black bear he′s sleeping in a tree
I've seen a big black bear yeah he′s just snoozing up in a tree
I've seen a big black bear he′s just catching some z's
The Alaska summer sunshine in the breeze

I saw a one legged male walk a three legged dog
I've seen the one legged male walk a three legged dog
Saw the one legged male walk a three legged dog
Seen an old alley cat he was chomping,
With his raunching teeth of course,
On the foot of a hog