Person to Worsen Songtext
von Daveed Diggs

What do you want
I′m in the middle of grunting
You called me
Oh right have you found my puppet
Take it easy back there
What am I a bongo drum
No winner yet
All these politicans are either
Too clean or too greasy
Some of them were actually greasy
I think you need someone you can mold
Like clay
Just get me my puppet
Ow, stop pushing on my toe like that
Your gonna pop it like a blueberry
Bitsy, she demands to pull the strings
So we need a candidates who brings
Willingness to do her every wish
And a spine that's like a jellyfish
Oh my, what a long line


This′ll be easy
Got to find certain someone
Whose just subtly sleazy
Not above getting greasy
But still impeccably bred
We need a person to worsen
The dullest tool in the shed
(Well, speak of the shovel)
Confess
Are you willing to settle for less?
Not be the best?
Never, Why?
Whoever would say yes
Next
Tell me, why is it that you've applied?
I want to let my spirits shine
And make the world feel wonderful inside!
Bye
Hello
Are you willing to go with the flow?
Oh, for sure!
Are you willing to bring to the table the talent
To never waffle and say no?
I can give it a go
In fact, I can do better than that
Let me embezzle your money and give you
Your enemy's head on a plaque!
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
We need somebody to play ball
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
Want someone at her beck and call
No need to talk, not another word
Kicking you to the curb
No go
Chop, chop, time′s short
And so is your new boss
Ah, let′s see, a graduate degree, huh?
Toss
So, would you call yourself suggestible?
I don't find that respectable
I′m honest, true, and ethical
Well that's certainly correctable
Sir, your mustache is detectable
And I′ve said you're not electable
Now, tell me
What attracts you to this position?
Hmm, well I can tell you that I′m attracted to
Your feminine disposition
Not to flatter, but as a matter of fact
Your bun is top class!
So, what do you say?
I'm tempted, but no
Hard pass
What a crop of idiots
These candidates are hideous
Some are sugar sweet
And some are simply too insidious
I fight for the poor!
Next!
I teach parkour!
Bye!
Uh-uh
Ciao
Nope, nice try
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
No need to talk, not another word
Kicking you to the curb
No go
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
We need somebody to play ball
Eeney, meeney, miney, no
Wants someone at her beck and call
Just doesn't seem you qualify
Have a nice day
Girl, Bye
No go