Mae West: Advice Songtext
von Darcy James Argue’s Secret Society

Ban tobacco
Do bacon abed
Be delectable, collectable
A decent debacle

Décolleté
Don′t conceal
Acne, do, be bold
And be toned
An octane-blonde coed

Be colonel not cadet
Concede nada to doc
Date a cad and canoodle
Be éclat on a cot

Don't lean on a deacon
Be a dolt, a clone
Don′t bet on an Eden
Don't loot, don't loan


Be belle and ball too
A deb COCO labeled
Be ocelot, be lancet
Be candled and cabled
Canceled? Debated?
Booed at to boot?
Elect to be tall
Don′t tan, eat local

Be oded, caboodled
Be beacon and lect
Don′t be a noodle
Be cool and collect

Be colonel not cadet
Concede nada to doc
Date a cad and canoodle
Be éclat on a cot

Don't lean on a deacon
Be a dolt, a clone
Don′t bet on an Eden
Don't loot, don′t loan


Be belle and ball too
A deb COCO labeled
Be ocelot, be lancet
Be candled and cabled
Canceled? Debated?
Booed at to boot?
Elect to be tall
Don't tan, eat local

Be oded, caboodled
Be beacon and lect
Mmm, don′t be a noodle
Be cool and collect