Loser Songtext
von Dangerous Toys

Seein′ double, livin' single
Night club frustrated tryin′ to mingle
There's a girl dancin' over there
She′s got very fascinating hair
But i can′t work up the nerve to do my schpeel
With my big foot stuck in my mouth
I end up talkin' like a heel
Cuz i′m a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck in woman cruiser
I'm a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin′ for a piece
I'm a kid without a toy, i am the world′s forgotten boy
Why can't i work up a silly nerve to talk no shit
Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, i just don't fit
Cuz i′m a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck woman cruiser
Not a wheeler or a dealer


She′s on a pedestal and i'm a kneeler
I′m a loser and a boozer
I'm a loser, not a schmoozer
Never ever gonna be a chooser
The prince of fools, the king of pain
It′s enough to drive a poor man insane
I'm lookin′ hard but i fear
Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer
Why do i even try, i get the same old line
She said my boyfriend's much bigg than you
I said what a waste of time
Oh my god that girl just winked at me
So i worked up my courage, feels like i'm gonna pee
I said baby, she just froze
She said did your mother dress you
Where′d you get those clothes