Atheist Anthem Songtext
von Dan Cross

Atheist Anthem

Won′t you ever help me
Sing this Atheist Anthem
It's not so hard to do.

Won′t you ever help me
Sing this Atheist Anthem
It's not so hard to do.

If you've ever been
Damaged by religious persuasion
Can I get an amen?
Won′t you stand up
Salute the atheist flag

If you′ve ever been confused
By creationist dogma
Well, can I get a hallelujah

If you've ever been
Dragged down
By a creationist drag


′Cos I'm descended from the monkeys
Who jumped down from the trees
Somewhere back in Africa
You can blame it on
The birds and the bees

But in the good old U.S. of A
They staged
Monkey Trials in the schools

And they tried to explain
A Creationist God

They tried to turn
All those kids into fools

See they just couldn′t bear to believe
That we once crawled out of rock pools

Covered in the shit of the primal ooze
And well, Charlie Darwin was
Just a Communist anyway...

So give me my apple pie
My flag
And my mom
Knuckle down son

To the fundamentalist rules


We've got a
1000 points of light
Don′t squeeze the trigger
'til you see
The whites of their eyes
And don't forget son
We′ve got the bomb

And wont you ever help me
Sing this Atheist Anthem
It′s not so hard to do.

And wont you ever help me
Sing this Atheist Anthem
It's not so hard to do.