Counter Strike Porch Songtext
von Dan Bull feat. Boyinaband

Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes in a van, we′re going through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we′re after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang
Disaster

These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time

Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide

Because silence is vital when trying to surprise

You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?

Cause this moment your time to decide

Get ready to open fire and fight

But not ′til you spy the whites of their eyes

Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off

Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There′s a sniper up high and we might be too late


I'll provide cover fire
You try to escape

Yo, lock and then load
You′re about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike

Boom! Headshot
Fuck your mom
Aaaaagh, you dropped the bomb!

Mate what, come on

Make your move

Wait too long
Too late, you lose

Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this

Holy crap! It′s a flashbang!
Oh sh...!
I'll be laughing when you all die
Your number′s up, M249


Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade
What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone
We′d better bloody run
They′re wrecking it, come on
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov
Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!
Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You′re about to die
Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike