The Metamorphosis Songtext
von Dadface

I′ve never read "The Metamorphosis"
But I find the concept quite intriguing
I like to imagine how I'd react in that situation

I think I′d panic
Semicolon, quite poorly
Quite predictably, and quite reasonably
What else are you really supposed to do?

I think I'd end it
I don't think I could live anymore
I′d rather be dead than a bug or fucking worm

Would I be satisfied?
And would that still really matter?
Satisfaction stops at a certain point, and I think it′s past by death

I don't believe bugs do much besides
Do, breathe, eat, act, live, and fly, and die
And that is not a life I want to lead


And if you′re curious
I didn't forget the Oxford comma
I couldn′t forget an Oxford comma
I put an apostrophe in "Wan't" but that′s just because I'm-

Hi, how are you?
I'm not great—I′m a bug (In case you forgot)

What the fuck, man?
I wasn′t ready for this
Just let me write down some thoughts

Dear friends and some family
If you're hearing this I′ve turned into some sort of bug
And as the only reasonable course of action
I've decided to off myself
By now, I′ve flown to New York City
To ram myself into the Apple store on Fifth Avenue
I cannot see glass, so if I just run around enough
Eventually I will slam into it like windshield
And this horrific existence will come to a close
At first, I meant to write this down
But I no longer have opposable thumbs
I hope you can understand
Sincerely, Taylor Vincent