I Wish You Were a Beer Songtext
von Cycle Sluts From Hell

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I′m broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

I wish you were a beer
Can′t breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)


Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey dude...
(Giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!