Anatomically Correct Songtext
von Custard

I have noticed
That all the little sounds
Gather ′round her
And bring my volume down

She has got
What all need
Anatomically correct
And I forget
There'd be days like these
I can hardly breathe
This is not what I need

I should stop her
′Cos she's pissing on my lawn
And my lights are out
I guess all my fuses are blown


Turn the hose
On my house
Addam's Family pinball
Begins to reset
This is not what I need
I can hardly breathe
No more days like these

I followed her down
Into the garbage can
With the noise that she makes
She cuts my profits down
And all associated corporations

And my home appliances sleep
Take vacations
And they lie and they steal and they cheat

She has got
All I need
Anatomically correct
And I forget
There′d be days like these
I can hardly breathe
This is not what I need