Stalk Is Cheap Songtext
von Crumble Lane

I′ve got a girlfriend
She's all pretty, funny and smart
I write her poems
That I recite allday aloud
Walk cart by cart at the grocery store
Still I dunno why I can′t help losing her in the crowd

I've got a girlfriend
She's spunky, she′s a bright spark
She never asks me
To bring her home when it gets dark
And at the theater she′d never
Feel the need to get a seat next to me


I've got a girlfriend
She′s refined
She blows my mind
And when we're at Denny′s
I eye her up, I eye her up
She won't even blush
She will stay all quiet
Reasonable, I′m kind of troubled
Why won't she sit at my table?

I've got a girlfriend (got a girlfriend)
But she has not (but she has not) talked to me yet (talked to me yet)
Except for this harsh (except for this harsh)
Cruel and quick (cruel and quick) Stop stalking around! (stop stalking around)
You know how love is suffocating
She′s so lovely

I′ve got a girlfriend (got a girlfriend)
Everyone says (Everyone says) she'll never be mine (she′ll never be mine)
I don't give a damn (don′t give a damn)
Cause I do love her (cause I do love her)
So she's my girl
She′s my girl