Golf Is Not A Real Sport Songtext
von Crox and Sox

(Golf)

Golf is not a real sport
It′s a skill much like bowling, billiards and darts
It's an activity that older people take up when their knees go bad
And they can′t play real sports like basketball, baseball or football anymore

Sorry, but real sports involve running and jumping
And for the most part pro golfers are a bunch of non-athletes
Who normally get cut from their high school football and basketball teams and didn't succeed at other sports

Penis (golf)