Big Top Williams Songtext
von Crotchduster

Uh, ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain, Bill Williams
I′d like to thank you for flying Williamsburg truck lines
If you look out to your left
You'll see Cain taking a giant dump
And if you look out to your right
You′ll see my little sister fucking herself with a stick
(Tammy, put that stick down, you dirty whore!)
Mammal sauce that were serving on our in-flight meal
Was mixed with my cock as a swizzle stick

Welcome to the bottom of my pants
Eat my asshole
Shitting out a turkey leg in France
Here's five dollars
I'm a nasty dirty little slut
Hey, I hear ya

We′re all bleeding
Here′s a bagel
Vagina land


Let me fuck your pussy
Let me fuck that fucking shit (ah!)
If I had a crowbar
I'd spread your ass open with it (oh!)
Let me pinch your nipples
Let me smell your sweaty tits (oh!)
I′ll use my geographic tongue
And clean your butt crack out with it

Hey you
I should have never let you go
Please come back
Hey, Jimmy
This is Dr. Bronze
Your daughter is being expelled from school

They got them titties at Molly Browns
They got that pussy at Molly Browns

Smelling her big titties make my monster arise
Her pussy's winking at me
Like a wet, gooey eye (ah!)

Vagiflap, the reason for Cain
The way that he looks in my eye
Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh
My Senator′s vagina in the sky