Carney Man Songtext
von Cross Canadian Ragweed

I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
I want a squirtin′ flower squirt it on you
Like all the bad clowns do
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun
I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I′ll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
As long as I am there
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
I′ll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank


Cause I′m a carney man I'm a carney man
I′m a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man

The human cannonball I′ll rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh God I'm gonna die
I just gotta get high
I am a carney worker I make two bucks
Every hour come to find out ... this job it f@*%#! sucks

Cause I′m a carney man I'm a carney man
I'm a carney man I′m a carney man
You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell
I′m a carney man