Reverend Larebil Songtext
von Critical Mass

Hey Reverend Larebil
I think you′ve got it backwards
You philosophize, theologize, think you're wise
You claim Jesus Christ didn′t rise
You have your Jesusless seminar
How did you drift so far?
Intellectualize, hypothesize, lobotomize
Your rhetoric makes me sick

You may not like the message we teach
Or the words we speak
The way we live our lives
And the way we preach
But after decades of your watered down voice
It's time the listeners had another choice
It's time the listeners had another choice


Dr. Hypocritic Oath
You swore you′d do no harm
You sterilize, euthanize, infanticide
Your medicine taste like poison
You keep promoting your safe sex
You just fuel the epidemics
There′s our STD's like HPV and HIV
The only cure is to be pure

It′s time to take a stand
To take a total stand now
To critically catechize
In the Catholic know-how
Dwell deeply in the divine
Drive out the demons inside,
It's such a slippery slope
Satan′s suicide slide
Break Beelzebub's bonds
Believe and be reborn
Grasp God′s grace gratefully
The great gratuitous gift
We're the Lord's loyal laity
Layin′ the law down
Let′s radically rock the roots
Replace the rot with solid ground


The media grab ahold of your insanity
Headlines rage "misguided piety"
Even Thomas believed when he saw the hands
Jesus doesn't measure up to your demands
You use the abusive pseudo-clergy
To bash the entire male hierarchy
You say our sexual stand is out of fashion
So you can give in to your depraved passion
I′m so ___ angry at it all
When was it that you lost your call?
If you deny Tradition and the Church
Where is the foundation for your search?
You dis' confession and the Eucharist
But it′s the altar of yourself that you've kissed
It′s time for us to make our final stand
And crush all your false idols back to sand

(Do not be afraid to follow Christ
Only Jesus is the true master
Today He calls you to be the salt and light of the world)

Hey Mr. Chameleon
You want to lead our land
Your empty lies, compromise, virtue dies
You roll to the nearest poll
It's nothin' but a game
You′re really all the same
We sit there dumb, feel so numb, vote for scum
We feed the greed that you need

You may not like the message we teach
Or the words we speak
The way we live our lives
And the way we preach
But after decades of your watered down voice
It′s time the listeners had another choice
It's time the listeners had another choice
Reverend Larebil
Reverend Larebil
Reverend Larebil
Reverend Larebil