Walking a Midget Songtext
von Cretin

I own a happy midgetI walk him in the yard
He′s tethered to a leashwe don't go very far
Stumpy arms and legsprancing by my side
He trains so hardI promised himone day we′d go outside

Oh, my proud little man
Summersaults and handstands
Show me those silly midget tricks
When I clap my handshe jumps and does a flip

I tell him that it's timehe shrieks and wets the floor
When I attach his leashhe drags me to the door
We will show the peoplewho used to laugh at you
Just what a special midgetcan be trained to do


Oh, stubby dwarven friend
My companion till the end
Runs just as fast as he can
Don't forget to flipwhen I clap my hands

[Guitar solo: Martinez]

Strutting down the streethe′s on his brand new leash
He tries to jump on peopleI keep him out of reach
All the people ask mewhy I treat him wrong
I tell them they did worsethen we sing our song

"Happy little midget, running down the street
Happy little midget, skip on stunted feet
Walk my funny midget, watch him do his tricks"

Then I clap my handshe jumps and does a flip