Sex With a Stranger - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Steppin′ in the club, all those eyes on me
But there's only one pair that I see
He got a tight ass bod
Big brown eyes
Come on, cutie, get between my thighs
′Cause I...
I don't even know your name
(It's Jason, remember?)
Shh, don′t tell me, don′t tell me
Why...
Don't we just call each other baby?
It′ll be simpler

Hey, sexy stranger, come back to my place
And I hope you're not a murderer
Kiss me, baby, all over the place
And please don′t be a murderer
Please don't be a murderer
Pl-Pl-Please don′t be a murderer


I'm sorry, I'll stop talking ′bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin′ with your thing
You got a beautiful ass
Strong ass arms
Is that a gun? Oh thank god, it's just your penis
Have...
You been tested for STDs? (STDs)
Tell me please (STDs)
Then...
Waited the three month window
And got tested again
Just makin′ sure
Most people don't know about the window

Hey, sexy stranger, let′s go to my place
And please don't harvest my kidney
Don′t give me that incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime

Uh, your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared
You haven't aired out those balls in hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower
The bathroom is right down the hall, okay?
Please don't steal anything on the way (Don′t steal)

Hey, sexy stranger, I′ll be right back
I just forgot to do the dishes
Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood
I promise I'll be back, okay, see you in a second, bye