Our Twisted Fate Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

We are merely pretzels, that is all we are
This woman′s obsession with us is frankly quite bizarre
We used to simply be a starchy snack that people ate
But now we are a symbol, such is our twisted fate

We've been smothered in the mustard of her quest for happiness
There′s a lot of pressure on us, this we must confess
We didn't ask to be in charge of someone's mental state
Just let us be some happy carbs, spare us this twisted fate


We′ve been assaulted by her yearning
To make her life a cogent tale
Sure, it′s nice to be kneaded
But now the whole thing's getting stale

Oh, can′t some soft and chewy pretzels
Finally get relief?
We are hurtin' from the burden of being someone′s life motive
She could switch to pizza bagels if it's not too late
It′s the yeast that she could do to save us from this twisted fate