My Friend’s Dad Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend′s dad
My friend's dad

It′s all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
She has fun
And he's a literal drunk
But that don't bother me
′Cause he′s not my dad
He's my friend′s dad


It's the healthiest relationship I′ve had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn't push my buttons
′Cept the buttons on this cute dress
Doot, doot, doot
It's nothing but platonic
His bigotry's ironic

I like you. You barely complain, for a Jewish
Oh, you!

If we were related
We′d probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?
Here, have some more booze!
What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
Glug glug! My friend′s dad
My friend's dad

And when she′s not around
I think about her naked
Huh?
Nothing, kiddo
My friend's dad!