Let’s Generalize About Men Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Right now, we′re angry and sad
It's our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!

Let′s not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let's generalize about men
Let′s generalize about men
Let′s take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let′s generalize about men

All men are completely repressed (uh-huh)
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men


All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women
Who always listen and never think about themselves?
Ooh, I hear you girl!

Let′s generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let′s get super-lit
And not admit
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
Hey, what about gay men?
Oh no, they're fine

Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They′re all completely adorable and fun

So let′s focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them


They′re all monsters
They're murderers
They′re rapists
Totally
Wait, I have sons
Your sons are gonna be rapists