Something Bad Songtext
von Crawdad Crash

If something bad
Ever happened to you
If something really, really bad ever happened to you
Like if you walked into a buzzsaw
And it cut you clean in two
If something bad
Ever happened to you

I′d make good
Yeah, I would
If something bad ever happened to you
If something bad ever happened to you


If a piano
Fell on your head
If a baby grand piano fell on your head
Well, I'd hunt down Mr. Steinway
Put chopsticks through his hands
If a piano
Fell on your head

I′d make good
Yeah, I would
If something bad ever happened to you
If something bad ever happened to you

If you smoked
A stick of dynamite
If you accidentally smoked a stick of dynamite
Well, I'd go right straight to God
And He better have an alibi
Alibi
Damn good alibi

I'd make good
Yeah, I would
If something bad ever happened to you
If something bad ever happened to you
If something bad ever happened to you
If something bad ever happened to you