The San Bernardino Boy Songtext
von Cracker

In his underwear
Playin′ in that dirty air
And his daddy's in the Chino jail
He′ll grow up to be dumb as dirt by 23
With the county sheriff on his trail

714, who's that knockin' on my door?
It′s the San Bernardino Boy
909, everybody hide
It′s the San Bernardino Boy

I seen him over by the keg
Dancin' on his broken leg
Blisters risin′ on his sunburned hide
Later on tonight, he's startin′ up a fight
'Til those billy clubs commence to wail, yeah


714, who′s that knockin' on my door?
It's the San Bernardino Boy
909, somebody kill those lights
It′s the San Bernardino Boy
Take it home

Yeah, 714, who′s that knockin' on my door?
It′s the San Bernardino Boy
909, somebody kill the lights
It's the San Bernardino Boy
In his rusty old Trans-Am one-hitter in his hand
He′s crankin' up that Back in Black
There′s his mother's on the stairs
She offers up a prayer for those brain cells that ain't comin′ back

Yeah, 714, who′s that knockin' on my door?
It′s the San Bernardino Boy (that's right)
909, somebody kill those lights
It′s the San Bernardino Boy

Well, it's the San Bernardino Boy
It′s the San Bernardino Boy
It's the San Bernardino Boy
It's the San Bernardino Boy
It′s the San Bernardino Boy