Golden Apples Songtext
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Richie is so weak that he almost can′t be seen
Eck is tall and skinny like a string of runner beans
Simon can't walk properly, he has trays instead of feet
And Alan′s nose is long and hooked like Jean-Luc's long hooked beak

But I am the perfect image of mankind, made by God to remind him of his son
My back is straight like a straight white line,
Golden apples issued from the hole in my bum