Eat the Roach Songtext
von Coolzey

Now everybody′s got a little something that they do just to help them get by and to help them get through the tough times:
Bust rhymes, drinking with the crew, spend a couple Lincolns and eating snack food, beating wack dudes in a freestyle fight.
All that I need's my MPC and a mic.
Oh, and this chair and this table lamp.
Hey, can′t you see that I'm licked like a stamp by the movies that I watch and the comics that I read?
I can't lie to you people I like to smoke weed.
Sticky green skunk - Never smoking the brick.
I′m puffing and coughing.
It′s doing the trick.
I used to smoke and shave.
I kept my weed in the medicine cabinet.
That is, until brothers started grabbing it.
Oh my goodness gracious, I got to get the green.
You see because what I mean is that I am a fiend.
I like to smoke, smoke, smoke and when I'm done eat the roach.
I could easily accept the invitation to your party but I know what′s going to happen when I step on to the scene because I'm easily excitable.
My presence is abrasive.
When I talk I like to get right up into your faces.
Coolzey graces parties with light beer cases.
I′m twenty-one years old with glasses and braces.


My nose bleeds constantly.
My heart races.
I chase girls up into their rooms and then I rape them.
I'm a pathological liar.
I butt-fucked the umpire.
I′m the sucka MC who called DMC sire.
I'm a bird on a wire just like Goldie Hawn.
Passed out on your lawn with a dead moldy fawn.
The goalie's gone to me man.
The net′s wide open.
I listen to Tchaikovsky and my mom likes Chopin.
Smoking.
Doping.
Keep your ears open.
Me and Ricki Lake were like, thinking about eloping.
My stove tops is hot and you can′t have the stuffing.
What are you thinking about Coolzey?
Ah, nothing.
I chew snuff and snort chew.
Thinking, '
What would the Warden do?′
Pay attention.
I'm warning you.
It′s very, very important to smear lamb's blood on your door on your birthday because I want your first born son in the worst way.
The worst day of your life sounds just like my best.
I might wake up in the morning with my face in a bird′s nest.
I like to smoke, smoke, smoke and when I'm done eat the roach.