Slide to Hell Songtext
von Cool Cavemen

We came to Hell one day ′cause we were asked to play down there
We arrived on a slide instead of climbing super long stairs
Sex, drugs and rock'n′roll, the biggest metal bands play gigs everyday
Ten commandments replaced by the seven deadly sins what more can I say?

Nobody will believe you
If you said that it's great fall in

Hell (come on, come on) is not as bad as you think
Hell (come on, come on) come on over we'll buy you a drink

Welcome to Hell, welcome to Hell
Welcome to Hell!

Introducing: El Diablo!
Ayayayayayay ¡Qué calor!

Bienvenidos al reino del placer (¡Ven a ver!)
Todo lo que queréis lo podéis hacer (¡Ven a ver!)
Todo el año viviendo en pelotas (¡Ya verás!)
Con el calorazo ropa no necesitas (¡Ya verás!)


Incendiar tus pedos sin cerilla (¡Ven acá!)
Tirar por todas partes tu puta basura (¡Ven acá!)
La nenas bailadoras en tangas (¡Ya verás!)
Rellenan de alcohol piscinas enteras (¡Ya verás!)

Nunca te aburrirás
Ya verás, ya verás
Te lo prometo
Será fiesta todos los días ¡jajajajaja!

Fiesta en el infierno (¡Tu eliges, tu eliges!)
O rezar en el cielo (¡Tu eliges, tu eliges!)
Fiesta en el infierno (¡Tu eliges, tu eliges!)
O rezar en el cielo

Hell (Come on, come on) is not as bad as you think
Hell (Come on, come on) come on over we′ll buy you a drink

Welcome to Hell, welcome to Hell
Welcome to Hell!

Many famous people in a giant party chillin′ together
Jimi Hendrix and Mozart playin' a duet dressed in tight leather
Michael Jackson isn′t here he stayed upstairs in Heaven to play with choirboys
Is that Jesus I see? He's undercover cos he′s looking for sex toys

Nobody will listen to you
If you say that it's that cool in


Hell!
Hell!
Hell, Hell, HellHellHehehhhhhhh

Hell (come on, come on) is not as bad as you think
Hell (come on, come on) come on over we′ll buy you a drink

Hell (Come on, come on) if you're not afraid to stink
Hell (Come on, come on) is not as bad as you think

The heart of the Internet is in Hell
(And this one is for Maxence) What did you expect?

Hell (Come on, come on) is not as bad as you think
Hell (Come on, come on) come on over we'll buy you a drink