Igør Songtext
von Cool Cavemen

Who′s that running behind?
Better not let him find you
If you wanna stay alive
The look on his face makes you
Wonder why they say it's true
Is he really human?

I!
Gør!
Ha-ha-ha!

Here is how the story goes!

Arriving in this old mansion
We asked ourselves what was his intention
Didn′t know what we were in for
After all we'd only known the man for
A few weeks, a few days, really
He looked kinda cool, didn't think he was scary
We found him feeding his beast
With four fat chunks of pieces of meat


He came towards us talking about mammals
I think he had a taste for animals
And he tried to hypnotize
We were invited to come for the weekend
I don′t know why we were weak and
And accepted - what a big mistake!

Igør, his name was Igør
Igør, his name was Igør

Who′s that running behind?
Better not let him find you
If you wanna stay alive
The look on his face makes you
Wonder why they say it's true
Is he really human?

I!
Gør!
Ha-ha-ha!

Me and music not the same


We arrived as night was falling
It felt kinda strange cos it was ten in the morning
First thing we saw was a black cat chasing a big
Yellow and purple rat
Scraping the walls and eating some mushrooms
He walked us around the fifty seven rooms of his manor
Insects turning round and round
His collection of lost and founds

We started to wonder if he was sniffing coke
You should have listened to his weird jokes
"What′s cute and goes red when you press the button?"
"I'm really not bad as a singer but
I realise that my three fingers
Make it harder to play the violin"

Me and the music, it′s not the same
It's not the same, not same, it′s not the same

So we decided to follow him
Down seventy-seven steps
When suddenly he tried to leave us behind
And there, before our eyes
Wow!
Never had we seen something of that kind

Strange liquid dripping
Green - and slimy - from a hole in the ceiling
In this room full of
Instruments - contraptions - gigantic machines
And on the wall
A saw - battle-axe - machete - dagger - sabre
We were afraid (yes we were!)
And when he lowered his pants we discovered a mini-Igør!

When he saw us
With a grin he said we had to pay
He ran through the room
With a paper, a feather and some ink
His hair changed colour
And his flesh turned to pâté
But the most scary thing is
He wanted us to drink: water!

Oohohohoooh
Oohohohoooh

Run fast, go home!
Run fast, go home!
Run fast, go home, run fast, go home
Now!