Mysteries of the Holiday Camp Songtext
von Consonant

The rock has landed
In the cell-block pleasure compound
Hard by the go-kart tracks
UK in April
Corporate′s warm channel swim courtesy the local
Nuclear plant
Our morning dosage
A dozen weak-ass coffees
With a shot of pure shellac

Mysteries of the holiday camp


Make way for 'Stoney
White booted grub-dandy hops the barbed wire
Fence
Hears the call of nature
Dashes to the rescue of the damsel in distress
She′s on her feet now
Maiden of the meadow
Wants her hero to come b-a-a-ack

Mysteries of holiday camp

Rip Van Wringle wakes in Wonderland
Ripped straight out of car pool and
Put up on the big stage
Better judgement one ocean away
Stage crew gets a laugh
The bassist hasn't got a clue-
The DI box to him a Rubik's cube

But count the damn thing off
He′ll know what to do

Safe in the food tent
From experiments with meat pies and the terrors of
The Brit cuisine
Walkie-talkies squwking
Crime scene vibes down in Chalet 33
Down-market rock sister scrubbin′ on her hands and knees


Mysteries of the holiday camp
Mysteries of the holiday camp